• Quokka
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    487 months ago

    Aren’t horses expensive as fuck to keep?

    • @[email protected]
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      447 months ago

      He is a car salesman after all. The horse is free but if she wants the stable and upkeep payments to be covered, she’ll have to go for a longer deal

      • @[email protected]
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        137 months ago

        “I’ll even give you free undercoating on your new horse if you let me do butt stuff too.”

    • @SpruceBringsteen
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      237 months ago

      And that’s before you spring for shoes, armor, lance, all that shit.

      • Quokka
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        207 months ago

        Horse people is not the preferred nomenclature. Centaur, please.

    • @[email protected]
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      47 months ago

      Oh yeah. Especially if you work as a flight attendant, so you’ll have to play someone else to care for it when you’re away.

    • @Maggoty
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      27 months ago

      How much could a banana cost?!?