• @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    225 months ago

    A guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!”

    Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”

    He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”