• @Mango
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    34 months ago

    No no no, I mean why do I gotta have a bed to have sex?

    • @dohpaz42
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      44 months ago

      To give your partner something to clean up afterward?

      Just kidding. That’s borderline misogynistic. It’s so you can easily roll over and fall asleep after the intense 30-second marathon you just “ran”.

      • @Mango
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        14 months ago

        Oh no, a marathon is to be had. I enjoy some toys sir.