• @dohpaz42
    link
    English
    106 months ago

    So your partner can rest safely from having to tell you they have a headache tonight.

    • @Mango
      link
      English
      36 months ago

      No no no, I mean why do I gotta have a bed to have sex?

      • @dohpaz42
        link
        English
        46 months ago

        To give your partner something to clean up afterward?

        Just kidding. That’s borderline misogynistic. It’s so you can easily roll over and fall asleep after the intense 30-second marathon you just “ran”.

        • @Mango
          link
          English
          16 months ago

          Oh no, a marathon is to be had. I enjoy some toys sir.