• @[email protected]
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    1196 months ago

    Christians: "Well, you see, God was right because the Bible was proved true. That’s why it disproves your silly science.

    The Bible contains everything about life! If it’s not in there, it doesn’t exist!"

    People: “Show me where in the Bible it has kangaroos.”

    Christians: “We’re being oppressed!”

    • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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      266 months ago

      I absolutely love it when the crazy Christians try to pull the “If it’s not in the Bible, it doesn’t exist!” thing because at that point most everything they use on an every day basis must all be fictional things that don’t exist.

      Internet? Not in the Bible.

      Smart phones? Nope.

      Cars? Not a chance.

      Facebook? Haell No.

      TV? They wish.

      • @drunkpostdisaster
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        126 months ago

        Or they give you one of these “what year is?” “2024” “2024 what?” "AD: “and what does AD stand for?”

          • @scarabic
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            46 months ago

            Just saying that is unlikely to persuade any religious crazies. Especially since NDGT came out and said he uses BC/AD because the Gregorian calendar was worked out by a priest so he’ll give them that nomenclature point. It’s just an arbitrary scale anyway.

        • @Arrkk
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          76 months ago

          And what year did we start using that calendar system? Oh right, it was 525.

        • @barsquid
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          76 months ago

          “We’ve taken over the governments of world powers and forced our Christ-centric numbering system to be standard, therefore we must have been right all along!”

      • @scarabic
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        56 months ago

        Wow is that really a thing? So dumb.

        • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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          36 months ago

          I’ve seen a handful of people in my life who believes this. Don’t know how common it is, though.