• @afraid_of_zombies
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    56 months ago

    If I was a hetro woman and wanted good sex I would find guys with the crappiest cars possible. Those guys got nothing to compensate for.

    Everytime I see a cybertruck or BMW or an oversized pickup I just think “nice car, sorry about the ED. You know they have a pill for that now?”

    • @disguy_ovahea
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      6 months ago

      My 3-door sub-compact and I agree. Lol

      I’ve also noticed car size is directly proportional to willingness to admit being wrong. Never debate a guy with a Land Rover.

      • @afraid_of_zombies
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        26 months ago

        I chuckled when I read your insight, literally. So thanks for that.

        Guy I worked with back in the day drove one of those pavement princess oversized trucks. He comes into work one day, there is no assigned parking in the lot, and someone is parked in “his” spot. So he decides the best course of action is wait there for the person to move their car while calling them and their boss demanding the spot. Sits there for a good fifteen minutes. Plenty of other spots. Guy just needed to be right.

        He also was a HR nightmare, constantly bragging about sexual conquests from twenty years ago. Going into very intimate details about it. Just radiating that he hasn’t gotten any in a decade.