I was a non functioning alcoholic and ran with some rough types in my late teens/early 20s and have both kicked ass and had my ass kicked. Mostly drunken barfights.

One time someone legitimately mistook me for someone else and started cussing at me, so I started cussing back and pushed him to the ground. He got up and did a really neat move actually where he faked a kick and then socked me right in the cheek, knocked me on my ass. I apologized, got up, we figured out the misunderstanding and he bought me a beer.

  • @[email protected]
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    95 months ago

    Threw a man’s belongings off a train because he was listening to music without headphones.

    Worth it.

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        5 months ago

        I was maybe a little inebriated, and he was very rude.

        He had to wait for the next train, and I had a sore jaw for a week. Mild inconveniences al round. I think everyone got what they deserved.

    • @bitwaba
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      75 months ago

      You’re doing God’s work.