• @Cosmonauticus
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    995 months ago

    Good luck getting America to hate a blonde blue eyed white woman with fake titties. On top of supplying kids with books, donating her money to various charities, and taking the Dixie out of Dixie stampede (because fuck the confederacy) you’d have a harder time convincing ppl to hate oxygen

      • @[email protected]
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        255 months ago

        [When being asked if she would be riding one of the new rides at her park ~10 yrs ago] “Oh goodness no, if I got on there parts of me would start flyin’ off!”

        She’s plenty light natured about it.

          • @nomous
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            55 months ago

            So coy and clever, that’s a great answer without revealing anything while still answering the question. No wonder everyone adores her.

      • Flying Squid
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        195 months ago

        Why does it matter? Why did it matter to OP? FFS her tits not why people love Dolly Parton. Most people anyway.

      • @Arbiter
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        145 months ago

        They’re as real as her hair.

      • @[email protected]
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        95 months ago

        I read some article awhile ago about how she is fiercely protective of her private life and of her husband’s private life, too, but they both still manage to go out in public and have a normal life. IIRC, the article even mentioned that can just walk down the street of her hometown in normal clothes and doesn’t get recognized.

        You don’t need voluminous boobs if you can squish ‘em in the right ways and get them to stay held there. (Witnessed with my own eyes from a friend - similar bra, different cup/band sizes, very different profile.) I would not be the least bit surprised to learn she uses the same tricks, plus the wigs and makeup to keep her personal/private life separate.

    • @LrdThndr
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      265 months ago

      Don’t forget the checks she cut to every single family affected by the Gatlinburg wildfires a few years ago. $10K PER FAMILY.