You have a strange sense of ‘left’.

To save everyone the trouble, this is pretty much the entirety of the article.

Public, but there is an admittance fee.

It’s a rumour i think I’ll encourage! My public hair is particularly high quality 🥵

A nice one-two punch.

Jesus, I ate the whole thing! Not until the last line did I realize lol

There’s no planet B?

Sounds like an iteration of Genuine People Personalities™ from the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation.

So words?

No, I don’t need glasses. My eyes are just tired.

Welcome to post-truth.

This just goes to show you how unrecycleable plastic is. There’s also Precious Plastic which has been trying to create a grassroots recycling industry for years.

Have fun being better than everyone ever and a complete asshole.

He’s got a nose like Asterix.

I absolutely agree. I feel like after 20 years of complaining about being taken advantage of I’ve caught the tiger by the tail and now I have a tiger that needs fed and cared for. Although it’s very nice to not have to pay a large percentage of my labour value to some dickhead to be mean to me all the time.

My asshole boss went bankrupt and I started my own shop after. I love not working for the prick but it was sure nice to have everything be his fault.

Buy a sewing machine.

Now do eachother

D42. It’s an isle seat.

My mom used to use old blankets or sleeping bags as “stuffing”

More like starlink dust.