• THCDenton
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    397 months ago

    Legs are just arms with shitty hands.

    • @Shou
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      157 months ago

      Arms are just legs with shitty feet.

      • shuzuko
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        107 months ago

        Nah our hands make much better foot substitutes than our feet do hands substitutes. Walking on your hands is way easier than trying to paint a masterpiece or code for hours with your feet!

      • @[email protected]
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        67 months ago

        Nah, check out some apes, they’ve got opposable thumbs on their feet. Our feet are objectively worse, you can only stand on them.

        • @[email protected]
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          127 months ago

          We’re a lot better at standing, walking, and running long distances. Not sure if I’d say objectively worse, just better at different things (but objectively way less cool than peeling a banana and eating it with your feet).

          • @[email protected]
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            107 months ago

            We’re a lot better at standing, walking, and running long distances.

            I spend significantly less time doing those things than doing activities that would benefit from having more hands.

            • @[email protected]
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              67 months ago

              I propose retractable foot thumbs, so you can have human-like feet for walking and monkey-like feet for playing the piano with your toes

              • @Emerald
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                17 months ago

                A lot of body parts would be better retractable but that would also be quite the unprecedented mechanism, so durability wouldn’t be great. Sadly, it just wouldn’t be practical

      • @[email protected]
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        57 months ago

        Heh in German the word for gloves is literally hand shoe. So you’ve a very German pov.

        • @Shou
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          17 months ago

          Same in Dutch. Handschoen.