My job title is “IT support engineer”. No, I don’t know why your email is slow. No, I don’t fix stuff on your work laptop. Call me when you have a 1.8PB storage volume that is throwing errors, or when the robotics and automation can’t talk to their controller.
Luckily I’m getting a new title next month, along with a new employer.
Well, I’ll be doing the same thing but for the competition, and I was told to choose an appropriate job title myself. I haven’t concluded anything yet, tho.
My job title is “IT support engineer”. No, I don’t know why your email is slow. No, I don’t fix stuff on your work laptop. Call me when you have a 1.8PB storage volume that is throwing errors, or when the robotics and automation can’t talk to their controller.
Luckily I’m getting a new title next month, along with a new employer.
I’ve heard someone with a similar job reply with “does your computer cost more than a house? No? Then I can’t help you”
Love it. I gotta start using that one.
IT Support Engineer II?
Well, I’ll be doing the same thing but for the competition, and I was told to choose an appropriate job title myself. I haven’t concluded anything yet, tho.
You need your new title to be: IT’); DROP TABLE Employees;–
Electric boogaloo