• @danc4498
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    286 months ago

    I like to take a bite of my kids’ food and tell them I’m checking it for poison.

    • RubberDuck
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      156 months ago

      When they get in the car after shopping and they have candy, they pay daddy tax before the car moves.

      • @danc4498
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        126 months ago

        I do that too. But only if they ask me to open anything for them.