Besides crypto…

  • @shalafi
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    447 months ago

    I’d pump out the MAGA merchandise. I’m talking grift of biblical proportions.

    Would you like a cherry on top? After becoming America’s #1 purveyor, I’d go all out telling the world that I got rich suckering rubes.

    • @JoeKrogan
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      147 months ago

      Put the big reveal on the 3rd last page of your book : Becoming MAGA Rich , that way they have to buy the book first 😄

      • @Lost_My_Mind
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        107 months ago

        …you guys realize that you’re both overthinking it. Maga books won’t make you rich. They don’t buy books. They BURN books. If anything, you release a book with Obamas face on it, and the title of the book is “Very Burnable”. The pages don’t even need text. Just a thick wad of paper, Obamas face on the cover, with the text “Very Burnable”.

        Then charge $200 per book.

        • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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          47 months ago

          Fill it with lorum ipsum just in case any of them are brave enough to take a peek inside.

        • Drunemeton
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          27 months ago

          Make every 10th page out of flash paper!

          You did say, “very”, yeah?