@PugJesus to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish • 9 months agoIn the Halls of the Short Mountain Kingimagemessage-square47arrow-up1432arrow-down14
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minus-square@ClockworkOtterlink8•9 months agoHave you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up? Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•9 months ago Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you. You mean like a pissed off 3yo when you are trying to trim their finger nails.
And all the man has to do is toss him.
Have you ever tried to pick up a toddler who doesn’t want to be picked up?
Now imagine they’ve got stocky muscles, spikes, and they want to kill you.
You mean like a pissed off 3yo when you are trying to trim their finger nails.
I can’t wait
You just described a cat.
“Nobody tosses a dwarf!”
That’s why they’re so angry