• @t_berium
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    336 months ago

    Humans are not descended from apes. They have the same ancestors.

    Why is that so hard to understand?

    • @Klear
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      6 months ago

      Humans ARE apes. Also fish. Fuck paraphyletic groups.

        • @Klear
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          46 months ago

          Yeah. Fuck 'em.

          • @bitwaba
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            16 months ago

            We are all bacteria on this blessed day.

            • @Klear
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              16 months ago

              Not really, we’re eukaryotes. We share a common (unknown) ancestor, but bacteria split off into their own monophyletic group I’m pretty sure.

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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      86 months ago

      Humans are not descended from contemporary apes rather the apes that were around millions of years ago.

      Also, if we attain the not-insignificant-anymore possibility of going extinct in the next couple hundred years (like the dinosaurs from famine complicated by drastic climate change, or from too many microplastics in the brain, or from nuclear escalation, which we haven’t entirely ruled out) we will have only survived ~250,000 years compared to Homo-Erectus which survived over 2,000,000. But we will get the self-extermination achievement.

    • @[email protected]
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      86 months ago

      Humans are descended from apes, humans are apes, and humans are cousins of the other modern apes.

      We’re not descended from chimpanzees, but both we and chimpanzees descend from another ape.