• Ejh3k
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    9 months ago

    My favorite to use: “not gonna lie to you.”

    • Neato@ttrpg.network
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      9 months ago

      My coworker once when I asked him a hard question: “Don’t make me lie to you.”

      I still think of that a lot and try to work it in when someone asks me an impossible question.

      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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        9 months ago

        when someone asks me an impossible question.

        I think that response actually works for the loaded question:

        “Have you stopped beating your wife?“

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          6 months ago

          Easy answer: No

          Though someone can assume another answer it should be followed up by another question, such as: why not? Then you can explain: “Never started” for instance

          Though the answer of “don’t make me lie to you” is still a good one and prevents further questions

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      9 months ago

      I usually just go with “sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit”