• @Ejh3k
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    407 months ago

    My favorite to use: “not gonna lie to you.”

    • Neato
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      237 months ago

      My coworker once when I asked him a hard question: “Don’t make me lie to you.”

      I still think of that a lot and try to work it in when someone asks me an impossible question.

      • @[email protected]
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        47 months ago

        when someone asks me an impossible question.

        I think that response actually works for the loaded question:

        “Have you stopped beating your wife?“

        • Buglefingers
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          14 months ago

          Easy answer: No

          Though someone can assume another answer it should be followed up by another question, such as: why not? Then you can explain: “Never started” for instance

          Though the answer of “don’t make me lie to you” is still a good one and prevents further questions

      • Beefy-Tootz
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        177 months ago

        When it comes to how I’m feeling? Sure, often even

      • Cyrus Draegur
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        107 months ago

        Implying that if you said “i’m (fine/ok/alright/good/etc)” would be a lie.

        • @[email protected]
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          87 months ago

          Since it is super easy, barely an inconvenience, I am going to share this link from where my statement came from:-)

          https://youtu.be/_ru0pnAnq7g

          (I wish Lemmy would show preview pics of YouTube videos to let people have a glimpse of what they are in for, but hopefully my hints were enough here:-)

    • @Thteven
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      47 months ago

      I usually just go with “sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit”