• @[email protected]
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      163 months ago

      In the other, you’re a ring bearer and are guilty of virtually every smuggling crime that we have a nose for.

      One of these lives has a future. The other one does not.

      I’m going to be as forthcoming as I can he, Me Baggins. You’re here because we need your help.

      My colleagues believe that I’m wasting my time with you Mr Baggins, but I believe you wish to do the right thing.

      • Farid
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        173 months ago

        – You can’t scare me with this Nazgul crap. I know my rights. I want my 2nd breakfast.

        • @CatZoomies
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          73 months ago

          What good is a 2nd breakfast, if they’re taking the breakfast to Isengard? (Gard, g-g-g-gard)

          • @[email protected]
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            3 months ago

            We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh chest of gold.

            All we ask in return is your còóperation in bringing a known evil to Mordor.