• @[email protected]
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    163 months ago

    In the other, you’re a ring bearer and are guilty of virtually every smuggling crime that we have a nose for.

    One of these lives has a future. The other one does not.

    I’m going to be as forthcoming as I can he, Me Baggins. You’re here because we need your help.

    My colleagues believe that I’m wasting my time with you Mr Baggins, but I believe you wish to do the right thing.

    • Farid
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      173 months ago

      – You can’t scare me with this Nazgul crap. I know my rights. I want my 2nd breakfast.

      • @CatZoomies
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        73 months ago

        What good is a 2nd breakfast, if they’re taking the breakfast to Isengard? (Gard, g-g-g-gard)

        • @[email protected]
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          3 months ago

          We’re willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh chest of gold.

          All we ask in return is your còóperation in bringing a known evil to Mordor.