• @Agent641
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    6 months ago

    Evolution just needs to kick the rest of the animals into high gear and do some defcon 1 shit, like making seaguls venomous and thirsty for human blood, or inventing funnel-webbed Taipans that can fly and open doors. New airborne bacteria that feeds exclusively on the human optic nerve, and daffodil pollen that causes category 5 cytokine storms.

    Level the fucking playing field.

    • @iAvicenna
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      56 months ago

      plastic eating bacteria seems to be on its way atleast

      • @undergroundoverground
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        36 months ago

        Yeah sorry, ill have to put the project on hold. My laptops got the clap again.

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          6 months ago

          IT: have you sprayed the latest antibacterial spray on the laptop?

    • @samus12345
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      36 months ago

      There’s already enough suffering in the world, no need to create more! the parts of our brain that gave us the ability to shape our environment outpaced the ones with the old tribal way of thinking we needed to survive.