Microsoft really, really wants you to use a Microsoft Account with your Windows 11 PC.

Microsoft has been pushing hard for its users to sign into Windows with a Microsoft Account. The newest Windows 11 installer removed the easy bypass to the requirement that you make an account or login with your existing account. If you didn’t install Windows 11 without a Microsoft Account and now want to stop sending the company your data, you can still switch to a local account after the fact. Microsoft even had instructions on how to do this on its official support website - or at least it used to…

  • @cheese_greaterEnglish
    24•6 months ago

    ❌▫️➖

    🔔Please allow us wait patiently as we fuck your wife pending verification of your identity and biometrics followed by approval of your aggregated digital activities

    ✅ | ❇️

    Noo?! | Yesss

    —Microsoft

    • @[email protected]English
      35•6 months ago

      As if they would ask permission.

      We’ll be fucking your wife now while we install features on your computer that you didn’t ask for. If you’d like to be notified when we’re done, please go fuck yourself.

      • @cheese_greaterEnglish
        15•6 months ago

        Windows is such a good name for what they are and do

      • Zier
        5•6 months ago

        And there would be a clause that says; “We will also reset all the settings you changed that we want how we want. You no longer get to choose computer settings. Opt-in is now mandatory. Please show up at GoogleWindows headquarters to get your advertising ID Barcode tattooed on your writs.”