Flying Squid to Microblog MemesEnglish • 6 months agoSo much for that fetish...imagemessage-square46arrow-up1879arrow-down116
arrow-up1863arrow-down1imageSo much for that fetish...Flying Squid to Microblog MemesEnglish • 6 months agomessage-square46
minus-square@disguy_ovahealinkEnglish164•6 months agoSpeak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkEnglish43•6 months agoI don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkEnglish24•6 months agoYeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
minus-square@disguy_ovahealinkEnglish7•6 months agoProbably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•6 months agoUnderstandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
minus-square@MasamunelinkEnglish3•6 months agoEvery ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA! *hate
minus-square@MangolinkEnglish12•6 months agoDamn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•6 months agoWhat about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•6 months agoYou are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish-5•6 months agoFucked in the subway* By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Speak for yourself, Californian. I can’t count the number of times I’ve been fucked by the subway.
I don’t know about getting fucked, but I hear you can get pregnant on the Subway if you sit in the wrong seat puddle.
I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Yeah, the lack of good passenger rail in the U.S. does that to me too.
replies in a train
That’s the other puddle
Probably. I leave seats for the elderly and disabled. I have a disability that causes me to manspread if I sit, so I just stand and shift.
Understandable, I too suffer from Bofa.
Fine… What’s Bofa…
inhales
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ
gottm
Godamnit you did it.
Every ride is a surprise, that’s why we love* the MTA!
*hate
Damn, our education system is so bad they didn’t even teach you to count to fifty?
Username checks out.
What about getting fucked behind a Jimmy John’s? Asking for a friend 👀
You are supposed to get on the train, not the other way around.
Fucked in the subway*
By the subway implies that the subway has been fucking you which I have hard time believing
Nah, you read it right.