This is the sober, clear-eyed proper reporting of the incident. The much more fun-to-read-one is over here.

TL;DR: far-right freedom-cockus nutjob state house member arrested at 3am chasing a stripper with a gun. Allegedly. No word yet if we can expect a ‘ten-commandments-in-schools’ bill from said nutjob.

  • OptionalOP
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    15 months ago

    Oh he wasn’t in da club, he was running around outside. One imagines in his tighty-whitey underwear, shitfaced and screaming, firing a gun wildly in anger at a woman who is not his lawfully wedded wife. Allegedly.

    • @Zachariah
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      25 months ago

      frisk • The act of frisking, of searching for something by feeling someone’s body.

      The customs officer gave me a frisk after I went through the metal detector.

      If they’d found anything before his shenanigans, this story about Mr. Friske could have been posted here: https://feddit.uk/c/nominativedeterminism

      • OptionalOP
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        15 months ago

        Ahhh i see what you did there. Now.