This is the sober, clear-eyed proper reporting of the incident. The much more fun-to-read-one is over here.

TL;DR: far-right freedom-cockus nutjob state house member arrested at 3am chasing a stripper with a gun. Allegedly. No word yet if we can expect a ‘ten-commandments-in-schools’ bill from said nutjob.

  • @kescusay
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    268 months ago

    Knew it was a Republican before clicking the link.

    • @[email protected]
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      108 months ago

      gaslight, obstruct, project. it must always be the evil god hating democrats or the gays or the migrants at fault. the pattern is always there

  • @[email protected]
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    228 months ago

    Read the fun-to-read-one.

    It sounds like a scene from a Coen Bros or possibly a Tarantino movie and the difference hinges on the use of, and the number of N-words.

    • @[email protected]
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      38 months ago

      52 is already at its limit, I think he’ll be page 53 of Republican sexual predators, abusers, and enablers.

    • OptionalOP
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      18 months ago

      As Jesus taught us to do.

  • @Zachariah
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    38 months ago

    Sounds like someone ignored the obvious sign that this guy needed to be patted down to check him for weapons.

    • OptionalOP
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      18 months ago

      Oh he wasn’t in da club, he was running around outside. One imagines in his tighty-whitey underwear, shitfaced and screaming, firing a gun wildly in anger at a woman who is not his lawfully wedded wife. Allegedly.

      • @Zachariah
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        28 months ago

        frisk • The act of frisking, of searching for something by feeling someone’s body.

        The customs officer gave me a frisk after I went through the metal detector.

        If they’d found anything before his shenanigans, this story about Mr. Friske could have been posted here: https://feddit.uk/c/nominativedeterminism

        • OptionalOP
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          18 months ago

          Ahhh i see what you did there. Now.

  • @Kidding_me
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    28 months ago

    Çhasing prostitutes at 2am… Standard GOP practice and exercising family values

  • @[email protected]
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    08 months ago

    The name of the source for the fun read (wonkette . com) is the icing on the cake here.

    chef’s kiss

    • OptionalOP
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      18 months ago

      Wonkette is awesome. Go give them money.