Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • 6 months agoWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1934arrow-down112cross-posted to: obviousplant
arrow-up1922arrow-down1imageWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost • 6 months agomessage-square69fedilinkcross-posted to: obviousplant
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish19•6 months agoWaiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket? Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
minus-squareHonkyTonkWomanlinkfedilink2•6 months agoAnother one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses… “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?” “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”