Out of Office

The Picard Maneuver · 5 months ago

Out of Office

Schwim Dandy · 5 months ago

Or he’s dead.

@[email protected] · 5 months ago

Me, dead, deleting all my social media to make it a big mystery or something.

Schwim Dandy · 5 months ago

The majority of men showed changes in behavior before the suicide, especially social withdrawal,

Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10488060/

@dohpaz42 · edit-2 5 months ago

If you’re considering ending it all, make one phone call. You’ve got nothing to lose.

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Edit: Apparently the link I posted above is not viewable by everyone. So, below is the content of the article in Markdown format:

Argentina Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 911
Centro de Asistencia al Suicida
- In the greater Buenos Aires area, dial 135
- Otherwise, call 5275-1135 or 0800 345 1435

Australia Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 000
Lifeline Australia
- Dial 13 11 14 for 24/7 crisis support
- Text 0477 13 11 14 for 24/7 text support

Austria Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency numbers: Dial 112 for emergencies (EU emergency number), 133 for police, 144 for an ambulance, and 122 for the fire brigade
Emergency psychiatric hotline: 01 313 30; 24/7 support is available
Suicide prevention hotline: 01 713 3374
Telefon Seelsorge
- Dial 142 for 24/7 crisis support
- For online chat support, visit Telefon Seelsorge’s website; available from 4 pm to 11 pm Central European Time

Belgium Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: Dial 112 for emergencies (EU emergency number), 101 for police, and 100 for a medical emergency or the fire brigade
Zelfmoord 1813
- Dial 1813 for 24/7 crisis support
- For online chat support, visit Zelfmoord’s website; available from 5:00 pm to 12:am Central European Time

Canada Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 911
Talk Suicide Canada
- Dial 1-833-456-4566 for 24/7 crisis support
- Text 45645 for text support; available 4 pm to midnight ET
In Quebec:
- Dial 1-866-APPELLE (277-3553) for 24/7 crisis support
- Text 535353 for 24/7 text support
- For 24/7 chat support, visit suicide.ca
Kids Help Phone
- 24/7 text support: Text CONNECT to 686868

Chile Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency numbers: Call 133 for police; call 131 for medical assistance
Teléfono de la Esperanza
- Dial (00 56 42) 22 12 00

Colombia Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 123
Teléfono de la esperanza
- Dial (57-1) 372 24 25
- In Medellín, dial (57) 604 604 27 84
Ministerio de Salud y Protección Social (Ministry of Health and Social Protection)
- Visit the website for region-specific suicide hotlines

Denmark Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 112
Medical Helpline 1813
- For emergency medical help in the Capital Region of Denmark, dial 1813 on weekends, or after 4 pm Monday through Friday
Livslinien
- Call the crisis line at 70 201 201 every day.
- Access online chat on Mondays and Thursdays between 5 pm and 9 pm, and on weekends between 1 pm and 5 pm.
Psykiatrifonden
- Access mental health support every day by calling 39 25 25 25

France Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 112
National suicide prevention number: 3114
- 24/7 crisis support; visit 3114.fr to learn more
Suicide Écoute
- Dial 01 45 39 40 00 for 24/7 crisis support
SOS Suicide Phénix
- Dial 01 40 44 46 45 for phone support between 1 pm and 11 pm Central European Time

Germany Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 112 (EU emergency number), 110 for police
TelefonSeelsorge
- Dial 0800 111 0 111 or 0800 111 0 222 for 24/7 crisis support
- For chat or email support, visit TelefonSeelsorge’s website

Hong Kong Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 999
The Samaritan Befrienders Hong Kong
- For 24/7 support, dial 2389 2222
- For English-language assistance, dial 2389 2223
- For online chat help, go to chatpoint.org.hk
The Samaritans
- For 24/7 support, dial 2896 0000

Ireland Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 112 or 999
The Samaritans
- Dial 116 123 for 24/7 mental health support
Mental Health Ireland
Text About It
- For 24/7 text support, text 50808
- On smaller phone networks (such as An Post or 48), text HELLO to 0861800280

Mexico Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 911
Consejo Ciudadano
- Dial 55 5533-5533 for 24/7 crisis support

New Zealand Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 111
National mental health and addiction hotline: 1737
- Can be reached by phone or text; learn more at 1737.org.nz
Lifeline Aotearoa
- Dial 0800 543 354 for 24/7 crisis support
- Dial 0508 828 865 for the suicide crisis helpline
- Text HELP to 4357 for 24/7 text support

Singapore Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 999 (police) or 995
The Samaritans of Singapore
- Dial 1767 for the 24/7 hotline
- WhatsApp 9151 1767 for 24/7 text support

South Africa Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency numbers: 10111 (police) or 10177 (ambulance)
South African Depression and Anxiety Group
- Dial 0800 567 567 for 24/7 crisis support

Spain Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency numbers: 112
Teléfono de la Esperanza
- Dial 717 003 717 for 24/7 crisis support

Sweden Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 112
Mind Självmordslinjen
- Dial 90101 for 24/7 phone support; in cases of acute crisis, call 112
- For online chat support, visit Självmordslinjen’s website

Switzerland Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 112 (EU emergency number), 117 for police, 144 for ambulance
Die Dargebotene Hand
- Dial 143 for 24/7 mental health support in German, French, and Italian
- For help in English, dial 0800 143 000 between 6 pm and 11 pm, or visit heart2heart.143.ch
- Online chat support is available in German, French, and Italian

United Kingdom Suicide Prevention Resources

National emergency number: 999 or 112
The Samaritans
- Dial 116 123 for 24/7 mental health support
Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM)
- Dial 0800 58 58 58 for crisis support; available between 5 pm and midnight, BST or GMT
- Visit thecalmzone.net to access chat support
Shout
- Text SHOUT to 85258 for 24/7 text support

United States Suicide Prevention Resources

~~National emergency number: 911~~ (DO NOT CALL 911 IF YOU’RE SUICIDAL!)
Suicide and Crisis Lifeline: 988
- Accessible by phone or text
- 24/7 support in English or Spanish
- 24/7 support for deaf or hard-of-hearing individuals; learn more at 988lifeline.org. For TTY Users: Use your preferred relay service or dial 711 then 988
- Online chat: Visit 988lifeline.org
Crisis Text Line
- 24/7 text support: Text HOME to 741741

@[email protected] · 5 months ago

I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or not

@RealFknNito · 5 months ago

The best meme is the one that can unironically help someone when the joke ends.

@dohpaz42 · 5 months ago

Suicide is not a joke, Jim!

@CoffeeJunkie · edit-2 5 months ago

Hey guys FTR, I am fine, I just wanted to check it out of pure curiosity & I was denied. The irony is making me lmao.

@dohpaz42 · edit-2 5 months ago

Thank you. I had no idea. I will make an update that has the same content but in Markdown format and I’ll stop linking to that article in the future.

Edit: Correct word

downpunxx · 5 months ago

“And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”

@TexasDrunk · 5 months ago

That happened to a friend of mine. He deleted everything when he had a mental health episode. Took time off. They found his remains months later.

So yeah, could be.

@[email protected] · 5 months ago

Livin the dream.

@[email protected] · 5 months ago

Just minus the “livin” part. But hey, can’t have everything.