• @dohpaz42
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        5 months ago

        If you’re considering ending it all, make one phone call. You’ve got nothing to lose.

        Edit: Apparently the link I posted above is not viewable by everyone. So, below is the content of the article in Markdown format:

        Argentina Suicide Prevention Resources

        Australia Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 000
        • Lifeline Australia
          • Dial 13 11 14 for 24/7 crisis support
          • Text 0477 13 11 14 for 24/7 text support

        Austria Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency numbers: Dial 112 for emergencies (EU emergency number), 133 for police, 144 for an ambulance, and 122 for the fire brigade
        • Emergency psychiatric hotline: 01 313 30; 24/7 support is available
        • Suicide prevention hotline: 01 713 3374
        • Telefon Seelsorge
          • Dial 142 for 24/7 crisis support
          • For online chat support, visit Telefon Seelsorge’s website; available from 4 pm to 11 pm Central European Time

        Belgium Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: Dial 112 for emergencies (EU emergency number), 101 for police, and 100 for a medical emergency or the fire brigade
        • Zelfmoord 1813
          • Dial 1813 for 24/7 crisis support
          • For online chat support, visit Zelfmoord’s website; available from 5:00 pm to 12:am Central European Time

        Canada Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 911
        • Talk Suicide Canada
          • Dial 1-833-456-4566 for 24/7 crisis support
          • Text 45645 for text support; available 4 pm to midnight ET
        • In Quebec:
          • Dial 1-866-APPELLE (277-3553) for 24/7 crisis support
          • Text 535353 for 24/7 text support
          • For 24/7 chat support, visit suicide.ca
        • Kids Help Phone
          • 24/7 text support: Text CONNECT to 686868

        Chile Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency numbers: Call 133 for police; call 131 for medical assistance
        • Teléfono de la Esperanza
          • Dial (00 56 42) 22 12 00

        Colombia Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 123
        • Teléfono de la esperanza
          • Dial (57-1) 372 24 25
          • In Medellín, dial (57) 604 604 27 84
        • Ministerio de Salud y Protección Social (Ministry of Health and Social Protection)

        Denmark Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 112
        • Medical Helpline 1813
          • For emergency medical help in the Capital Region of Denmark, dial 1813 on weekends, or after 4 pm Monday through Friday
        • Livslinien
          • Call the crisis line at 70 201 201 every day.
          • Access online chat on Mondays and Thursdays between 5 pm and 9 pm, and on weekends between 1 pm and 5 pm.
        • Psykiatrifonden
          • Access mental health support every day by calling 39 25 25 25

        France Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 112
        • National suicide prevention number: 3114
          • 24/7 crisis support; visit 3114.fr to learn more
        • Suicide Écoute
          • Dial 01 45 39 40 00 for 24/7 crisis support
        • SOS Suicide Phénix
          • Dial 01 40 44 46 45 for phone support between 1 pm and 11 pm Central European Time

        Germany Suicide Prevention Resources

        Hong Kong Suicide Prevention Resources

        Ireland Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 112 or 999
        • The Samaritans
          • Dial 116 123 for 24/7 mental health support
        • Mental Health Ireland
        • Text About It
          • For 24/7 text support, text 50808
          • On smaller phone networks (such as An Post or 48), text HELLO to 0861800280

        Mexico Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 911
        • Consejo Ciudadano
          • Dial 55 5533-5533 for 24/7 crisis support

        New Zealand Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 111
        • National mental health and addiction hotline: 1737
          • Can be reached by phone or text; learn more at 1737.org.nz
        • Lifeline Aotearoa
          • Dial 0800 543 354 for 24/7 crisis support
          • Dial 0508 828 865 for the suicide crisis helpline
          • Text HELP to 4357 for 24/7 text support

        Singapore Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 999 (police) or 995
        • The Samaritans of Singapore
          • Dial 1767 for the 24/7 hotline
          • WhatsApp 9151 1767 for 24/7 text support

        South Africa Suicide Prevention Resources

        Spain Suicide Prevention Resources

        Sweden Suicide Prevention Resources

        Switzerland Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 112 (EU emergency number), 117 for police, 144 for ambulance
        • Die Dargebotene Hand
          • Dial 143 for 24/7 mental health support in German, French, and Italian
          • For help in English, dial 0800 143 000 between 6 pm and 11 pm, or visit heart2heart.143.ch
          • Online chat support is available in German, French, and Italian

        United Kingdom Suicide Prevention Resources

        United States Suicide Prevention Resources

        • National emergency number: 911 (DO NOT CALL 911 IF YOU’RE SUICIDAL!)
        • Suicide and Crisis Lifeline: 988
          • Accessible by phone or text
          • 24/7 support in English or Spanish
          • 24/7 support for deaf or hard-of-hearing individuals; learn more at 988lifeline.org. For TTY Users: Use your preferred relay service or dial 711 then 988
          • Online chat: Visit 988lifeline.org
        • Crisis Text Line
          • 24/7 text support: Text HOME to 741741
          • @RealFknNito
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            295 months ago

            The best meme is the one that can unironically help someone when the joke ends.

          • @dohpaz42
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            25 months ago

            Suicide is not a joke, Jim!

        • @CoffeeJunkie
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          5 months ago

          Hey guys FTR, I am fine, I just wanted to check it out of pure curiosity & I was denied. The irony is making me lmao.

          • @dohpaz42
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            5 months ago

            Thank you. I had no idea. I will make an update that has the same content but in Markdown format and I’ll stop linking to that article in the future.

            Edit: Correct word

    • downpunxx
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      55 months ago

      “And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids!”