• @Zehzin
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    336 months ago

    What wild birds out there letting you pet them?

    • @too_high_for_this
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      236 months ago

      The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks

      • @Cort
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        16 months ago

        It’s a shame passenger pigeon nets have fallen out of style. I imagine you could catch a lot of ducks with one of those

    • @[email protected]
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      6 months ago

      It’s fledgling season in the northern hemisphere, and lots of fledglings don’t naturally have a ton of fear of humans. Adult birds might also ‘let’ people pet them after a window strike; they don’t always look like a bloody mess so people don’t always realize how injured they are.

    • @Tabula_stercore
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      56 months ago

      There are no wild birds, because there are no birds at all. You can pet the drone once the battery has run out