Not The OnionEnglish • 6 months ago

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

www.independent.co.uk

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Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

www.independent.co.uk

Not The OnionEnglish • 6 months ago

American Journal of Medical Case Reports says that 63-year-old was recovering from surgery at time of incident

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

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FuglyDuckOP
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32•6 months ago
He had an incision from surgery, in his abdomen. It came out that way.
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  fedilink
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  10•6 months ago
  They’re joking about the sneeze meaning it shot out his mouth from inside his lungs.
  - @Mango
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    9•6 months ago
    No, that’s actually how I envisioned this. 😵
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