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minus-squareNougatlinkfedilink15•8 months agoIf you make hummus in a mailbox, and eat it later, you are eating it posthummusly. arrow-up117arrow-down12file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareverity_kindlelinkfedilinkEnglish9•8 months agoI pelt you with chickpeas. arrow-up19arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-squareNougatlinkfedilink4•8 months agoOf course, you know the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea. arrow-up14arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•8 months agoI’ve never had a naked Garbanzo bean in my mailbox while on the run from a police dog and high on meth arrow-up13arrow-down10file-textreply1starmore-verticalmailMessageflagCreate ReportslashBlock user
If you make hummus in a mailbox, and eat it later, you are eating it posthummusly.
I pelt you with chickpeas.
Of course, you know the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a chickpea.
I’ve never had a naked Garbanzo bean in my mailbox while on the run from a police dog and high on meth