veronicaella to Ask Lemmy • 6 months agoWhat secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?message-square94fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down19
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minus-square@ShittyBeatlesFCPreslinkEnglish27•6 months agoMaybe the Technology Connections guy is an heir to the General Electric fortune. He certainly has a lot of access to old toasters. 🤔🧐 /s
minus-square@LrdThndrlink22•6 months agoNow there’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind. He’s financed by big toaster.
minus-square@Lost_My_Mindlink9•6 months agoDoes that explain why he did a 40 minute video on why microwaves from the 60s were better, but have since become shitified? To promote toasters instead?
minus-square@LrdThndrlink11•edit-26 months agoActually, come to think of it, it’s not just toasters… it’s coffeemakers, microwaves, stove knobs, thermostats… HE’S SUPPORTED BY BIG BIMETALLIC STRIP!
Maybe the Technology Connections guy is an heir to the General Electric fortune. He certainly has a lot of access to old toasters. 🤔🧐
/s
Now there’s a conspiracy theory I can get behind. He’s financed by big toaster.
Does that explain why he did a 40 minute video on why microwaves from the 60s were better, but have since become shitified? To promote toasters instead?
Actually, come to think of it, it’s not just toasters… it’s coffeemakers, microwaves, stove knobs, thermostats…
HE’S SUPPORTED BY BIG BIMETALLIC STRIP!
Frakkin Cylons! I knew it!