Out of these three lovely and amazing starches which would you bonk, who would you marry, and who would you off completely?

  • @NewEnglandRedshirt
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    61 year ago

    Fuck pasta in its noodly goodness… warm, feels good to roll around in (ahem or so I’ve been told)

    Marry bread. It’s solid, dependable. Sometimes it’s soft, sometimes it’s a little harder, but it’s always there for you.

    Kill rice. Too close to sand when uncooked, too mushy when cooked.