• @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    “But but… what about shareholder value?”

    • East India Company, United Fruit, and plenty others.
      • @Zachariah
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        173 months ago

        Sounds like something The Profits would say.

        • @RizzRustbolt
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          shudder

          I just imagined Kai Winn as middle management and… yikes.

      • mad_asshatter
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        73 months ago

        And kill the firstborn (who are my children, whom I love) of every tribe member (who are my children, whom I love) because the tribe’s leaders (who are my children, whom I love) were big meanies to my chosen children (whom I love the mostest)!

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          What value did your children provide to the profits? Let he who provides nothing to the shareholders die without healthcare. So let it be written so let it be done.