• @[email protected]
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    2806 months ago

    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for a system of government.

    • Margot Robbie
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      656 months ago

      Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It’s for… a personal project.

      • @[email protected]
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        256 months ago

        Are we to believe that famous actress Margot Robbie doesn’t have some sort of connection for bulk medieval weaponry?

        I am shocked and dismayed.

      • @Masamune
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        66 months ago

        Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there’s a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

    • @[email protected]
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      116 months ago

      something something ‘watery tart’ something.

      You know how to kill any party? Start quoting Monty Python.

      • @Jimmyeatsausage
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        206 months ago

        He’s being oppressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!

      • @TriPolarBearz
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        126 months ago

        Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

      • @[email protected]
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        116 months ago

        You sound like a moistened bint to me. Care to decree some governmental officials while you’re here?

    • @errer
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      6 months ago

      The woman = Amy Coney Barrett

      The pond = DC swamp

      The sword = Official acts