• @Fedizen
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    2265 months ago

    “Donald Trump shielded from child molestation charges by supreme court under presidential acts doctrine”

    “Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas notes that presidential child molestation is a time honored american tradition starting with Thomas Jefferson”

    • Optional
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      515 months ago

      That would have been Alito. Also the bible said it’s okay, probably.

      • @APassenger
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        155 months ago

        Gotta marry her tho. Them’s the rules.

        • @chaogomu
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          155 months ago

          Unless she’s your slave concubine, then you’re fine. But you should free your own children.

          Also, Sally Hemings was very likely the daughter of John Wayles, Jefferson’s father-in-law. Which makes Sally Hemings the half-sister of Jefferson’s, by then, dead wife.

          She was also between 14 and 16 when Jefferson took her as a concubine.