• @cm0002
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    263 months ago

    Wait … I worry what you heard was, 'Give me a lot of bacon and eggs. ’ What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have ~ Ron Swanson

    • themeatbridge
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      23 months ago

      Ron, holding two cartons of eggs: “Is this all the eggs we have?”

      Donna: “Yes. What are you making?”

      Ron: “Eggs.”