I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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    3 months ago

    You touch your bare shit covered ass?

    I bought a cheap $30 Chinese bidet that uses water pressure to blast the shit crust off without touching anything or even getting off the toilet seat, then I wipe dry with TP.

    Your setup looks and sounds barbaric.

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      73 months ago

      You touch your bare shit covered ass?

      Yes, absolutely, and then I proceed to wash my hands because I’m not a Neanderthal

      it might look and sound barbaric but it feels amazibg

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        3 months ago

        I’m only kidding about the barbarism; any use of any bidet elevates people above others. You are likely sophisticated, intelligent and attractive for simply removing the chance of “swamp ass” completely out of the equation, regardless of your methods.

        • @Bahalex
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          33 months ago

          I’ve got a menthol minty butt soap. For the small price of washing myself I get a refreshing, lingering blast of arctic freshness on those hot ‘n humid downstairs jungle days. It may still get swampy, but for a few extra moments- it’s glorious.

    • @SpaghettiYeti
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      13 months ago

      Agreed… the pressure cleans everything. Why use your hands at all?