I look forward to seeing the amazing one you’re making

The dna test said “domestic shorthair”.

If that threshold is less than 10, I’m unreasonable

I buy the big thing of cashews from there; recently, they went from the infinitely-reusable and recyclable hard plastic cube with screw-on top to a plastic bag like this. The label says “uses 40% less plastic” or some shit. Costco is a good company, but holy shit so much single-use plastic.

He’s well-fed, but not the chungus he appears to be here.

Yeah, it’s an absurd amount. A lot of restaurants add on an extra fee if you pay by card. When will the madness end?

Baby, it’s cold outside

I know, I was assuming they would maybe have to replace a latch or something. Tesla doesn’t sell parts to repair shops, so getting the right one would have been difficult or impossible. Tesla’s service used to be white-glove when I first had the car, and rapidly declined to a shit-covered dumpster fire.

You need to get nicer tires. None should wear out at 50k kms, much less 10k 😳

Oh don’t get me wrong, I use credit cards for everything and pay it off in full every month. I get extra benefits over using cash or debit. Gotta play the game

When I had mine, the back seat started rattling one time so I took it in for service. A week later, I finally got it back with a piece of electrical tape stopping the rattle and an invoice for $160.

Even when you pay off your balance every time, they still make money charging merchants for every transaction. But yeah, they make shit tons more from people carrying balances.

The beatings will continue until morale improves!

impove

• With Microsoft AI, fans will be able to access videos, articles and stats dating back to the league’s founding in 1992.

What in the fresh clotted fuck does this have to do with ai.

I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.

A tweet from 13 years ago. Bravo, solid shitpost.

A reciprocal relationship with a pig farm sounds like it could work. I know that Vegas casinos do that, courtesy of Mike Rowe.

Ah, gotcha. I’ve found that if you always put those things in the same place, you never lose them. Looks like you have your method figured out :)

I’m a nightstand guy but yours sounds slightly more efficient.

Huh. I work from home, but I dress in different clothes every day. Guess I’m a fancy boy.