• @Nutteman
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    63 months ago

    Lmao you really just do the ol “had to wall a mile up hill both ways”

    • @over_clox
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      -63 months ago

      LMAO, you ever tried walking a quarter mile when your vision is so bad you can’t even see your own fucking dick clearly?

      • @TrousersMcPants
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        73 months ago

        Maybe you should put your dick away tho, I think there’s better ways to check your vision

        • @over_clox
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          -33 months ago

          Yes, you’re right. I can’t see my own fingerprints (without my glasses), past about 1 foot (~30.5 centimeters) in front of my face.

          I didn’t even get glasses until I was 8 years old, which basically meant I was running around legally blind until the age of 8, when they finally stopped punishing me for not being able to see shit and actually took me to an optometrist.

      • @Nutteman
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        33 months ago

        I just can’t see my own dick clearly because it’s incredibly, incredibly small. I’d DM you a pic but my electron microscope is in the shop rn.

        • @over_clox
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          -13 months ago

          There’s a difference between seeing your dick versus seeing your pubic hairs clearly. Whether you take my word on it or not, my member is of a decent size, I just can’t see the hairs without my glasses or contact lenses.