• @disguy_ovahea
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    33 months ago

    Except you didn’t write Mark Wahlberg’s fake penis, or Eddie Adams/Dirk Digler’s penis. You wrote Mark Wahlberg’s penis.

    In contrast, John Holmes was a porn star who was famously well-endowed.

    • @[email protected]
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      23 months ago

      FUCK! Good catch! I totally forgot that Mark Wahlberg’s character was only inspired by John Holmes. You absolutely win.

      I’d offer you a victory prize such as my last shred of dignity, but I think I lost that in my previous comment.

      Damn, you’re good, great job!

      • @disguy_ovahea
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        3 months ago

        I wasn’t trying to win. I’m sorry for sucking the fun out of the joke getting hung up on details. I didn’t know Dirk Digler was based on John Holmes, so thanks for teaching me something new!

        • @[email protected]
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          43 months ago

          You didn’t suck the fun out of anything. I don’t always agree with you, but I always enjoy our discourse.

          And if we’ve learned anything, the correct word is “hanged.” Only John Holmes and @[email protected]’s dad are hung. And any prosthesis, obviously.

          • @disguy_ovahea
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            23 months ago

            Agreed. I always seem to leave a conversation with you having learned something. It’s always appreciated.