• @[email protected]
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    225 months ago

    Fork goes on the left; each has four letters.

    Spoon and knife go on the right; each has five letters.

    Gun goes… on top?

    • @Buddahriffic
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      165 months ago

      Gun goes on hip so that you don’t need to train on drawing while eating breakfast separately from training on drawing while doing anything else while sitting.

    • @ikidd
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      25 months ago

      Gun goes on lap so when someone sits across from you and gets mouthy, you can shoot them in the dick.