• @TastyWheat
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      05 months ago

      The man with the hot dogs looked right at me and said, “holy shit, that bullet was meant for me.”

      • Possibly linux
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        25 months ago

        His head went flying off and as it flew it was saying all the names of the state capitals. That was his final gift to the country he loved.

        • @captainlezbian
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          15 months ago

          The state he ended with gets to give us our monarch. I hope he didn’t end with Albany