I’m new to the bidet scene, and this one has me slightly confounded. Should I install a new towel rack next to the toilet? Should my wife and I share the towel? Do you wipe first? There are so many unanswered questions in the ways of bidet-ing!

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    9 months ago

    I know you’re joking, but i think I’d enjoy a Dyson ass dryer.

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        9 months ago

        Because the butthole is sensitive and repetitive exposure to heat can cause issues.

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          9 months ago

          No heat, imagine just a hand holdable blower with a complimentary vacuum to suck in everything blown away. Like at the dentist. The dentist makes a mess in your teeth while the assistant uses a little vacuum tube to clean it all up.