• @NegativeInf
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      195 months ago

      Billy will be fine with only 3 fingers! As is the American way!

      • @Skullgrid
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        115 months ago

        we ain’t takin’ him to the hospital, y’all, juss tape his wounds shut and he’s good for 'nother beer.

        • @NegativeInf
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          65 months ago

          Billy now has a promising career as a carny lined up.

    • @Frozengyro
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      75 months ago

      It’s 9 AM, I’m a 6 pack and bottle of paint thinner deep baby! This post won’t encourage the real 'mericans on this day.