MANHATTAN (CN) – A woman who says Donald Trump raped her at a private sex party when she was 13 years old refiled a lawsuit against him Friday, two weeks after voluntarily dismissing a suit based on the same claims. The new complaint, filed in the federal court in Manhattan, restates plaintiff Jane Doe’s claims of
“Donald Trump’s entire life has led to his election as the country’s 45th, 48th, and final President. Therefore, everything he did leading up to it is hereby declared an Official Act. Furthermore, Grand Moff Trump officially declares that the attorneys who filed this frivolous lawsuit will be subject to re-education at our new camp on the southern coast of Cuba.”
“We’re doing a copy-pasta with this, dude.”
– SCOTUS