The Picard Maneuver to Microblog MemesEnglish • 5 months agoI know which one I am, unfortunately.imagemessage-square56arrow-up1948arrow-down18
arrow-up1940arrow-down1imageI know which one I am, unfortunately.The Picard Maneuver to Microblog MemesEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square56
minus-square@SpaceNoodlelinkEnglish70•5 months agoI swear it’s easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish32•5 months agoCan I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
minus-squarerustydominolinkEnglish11•5 months agoCareful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•5 months agoSimple catapult it is then A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•5 months agoWives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
minus-square@dufkmlinkEnglish12•5 months agoWhen a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
I swear it’s easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.
Hopefully they’re both yeetable
My wife is not yeetable.
Can I interest you in a very nice Trebuchet?
Careful there. You may not wish to insinuate that his wife is 90 kg.
Simple catapult it is then
A rare case, in fact the first I’ve heard where it’s preferable (unfortunately not a ranged weapons expert though)
Wives under 90kg are weighed at tue maternity ward.
Why was I reminded of this
When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?
No, I always remind her to pee first.