Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 7 months agoNo matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.imagemessage-square29arrow-up1462arrow-down18
arrow-up1454arrow-down1imageNo matter what I do before I die, I will not have a gravestone this cool.Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost • 7 months agomessage-square29
minus-squareFlying SquidOPMlink13•7 months agoBecause, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.
minus-square@ccunninglink5•7 months agoWell I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•7 months agoBut if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders. Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.
Why would you have a gravestone before you die?
Because, in general, the carvers don’t accept a dead person’s Mastercard.
Well I hope you don’t live in an apartment. It would be awkward sitting next to your tombstone on the sofa…
But if you die next to it, it’s a neat story for first responders.
Also, it’s super convenient and you get to pick your own.
make the tombstone the sofa… problem solved
I do prefer a firmer sofa…🤔