The Spanish government has a plan to prevent kids from watching porn online: Meet the porn passport.

Officially (and drily) called the Digital Wallet Beta (Cartera Digital Beta), the app Madrid unveiled on Monday would allow internet platforms to check whether a prospective smut-watcher is over 18. Porn-viewers will be asked to use the app to verify their age. Once verified, they’ll receive 30 generated “porn credits” with a one-month validity granting them access to adult content. Enthusiasts will be able to request extra credits.

You have to request more porn credits from the government if you need more? Don’t want the government to be tracking this data of you. This is a privacy issue

    • @ben_dover
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      53 months ago

      passporn has a nice ring to it. wank wallet also comes to mind.

      • @pirat
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        13 months ago

        In my native language, our word for scrotum translates to “the wallet”.

        • @ben_dover
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          3 months ago

          that’s hilarious, which language is it?

          • @pirat
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            13 months ago

            It’s the Danish word “pungen”.

    • don
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      43 months ago

      Passporn sounds great, pornport just sounds like where someone goes to acquire porn (that series of tubes thing, w/e that is), but pornpass sounds the most likely to be adopted by the marketing department.

    • @werefreeatlast
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      13 months ago

      Porn pass! Porncard. SSN…Super Sneaky Number. Super Shady Number. Sexual Super Number. Send Some Nudes Number…SSNN.