In 2012, Jinichi Kawakami emerged as the last surviving ninja grandmaster. Kawakami believed that the art of ninjutsu has no place in the modern age, as we have better weapons, the internet, and better medicines. Masaaki Hatsumi, another surviving ninja grandmaster, has not appointed an heir. Once Kawakami and Hatsumi pass away, ninjas will forever cease to exist.
Of course not, silly. There’s no such thing.
But I did spend two years in the late 90s letting other people in black lock my joints so I could see how it was done.
So would you say you’re a spitting image of one then?