What is Nintendo thinking? This guy can’t be however the fuck old he is forever! What does plumbing make you immortal? His knees should be destroyed by now.
Also Sonic! How long do hedgehogs even live? We should be playing as his great great grandson by now.
At one point, Bart Simpson was older than me, now I’m older than his dad.
The only problem with this is that I don’t know if Homer was rocking out to Steve Miller in High school, or if he was too young to remember Kurt Cobain.