Satanic Temple objects to governor’s push for more religion in schools and says members could act as student chaplains

Dark messengers of satanism could soon be walking the hallways of Florida’s public schools, and it’s a consequence of hard-right governor Ron DeSantis’s push for more religion in education.

Members of the Satanic Temple say they are poised to act as volunteer chaplains under a state law that took effect this week opening campuses to “additional counseling and support to students” from outside organizations.

Although HB 931 leaves the implementation of chaplain programs to individual school districts, and only requires schools to list a volunteer’s religion “if any”, DeSantis has made clear its intent is to restore the tenets of Christianity to public education.

Without the bill, DeSantis said at its signing in April: “You’re basically saying that God has no place [on campus]. That’s wrong.”

The satanists see the law, which comes amid a vigorous theocratic drive into education by the religious right nationally, as an equal opportunity: if Christian chaplains are permitted access to students, often at the most vulnerable and impressionable stages of their lives, then so are they.

  • Flying Squid
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    Dark messengers of satanism

    Fucking Guardian… either falling for stupid propaganda or using scare words. Shameful either way.

    The Satanic Temple’s Seven Fundamental Tenets:

    I. One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

    II. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

    III. One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

    IV. The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one’s own.

    V. Beliefs should conform to one’s best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one’s beliefs.

    VI. People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one’s best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

    VII. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

    https://thesatanictemple.com/blogs/the-satanic-temple-tenets/there-are-seven-fundamental-tenets

    What sort of “dark messengers” preach compassion and justice?

    • TheLowestStone
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      I think that was meant to be tongue in cheek. The article also says:

      There are, however, no plans to introduce studies of the dark arts or satanic rituals to any classroom. The Satanic Temple champions Satan not as a literal, omnipresent demon, but as a symbol of rebellion and resistance to authoritarianism. It says its strategy here is to highlight flagrant violations of the constitutionally protected separation of church and state.

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        definitely not a very good article opener then

        • @CleoTheWizard
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          Well this just proves that I’m right when I say their name is a double edged sword. On one hand, it’s inflammatory and mocking which creates a unique angle to engage politics with. Stirs up evangelicals while also being entirely harmless, making them look foolish.

          But on the other hand, seen here and elsewhere, it creates confusion that limits the organization to just antagonism at times. I wish there were more non-antagonistic humanist groups for this exact reason.

      • @samus12345
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        It was, but it was a poor time to joke when it’s such a common misconception.

          • @samus12345
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            It is for fundamentalists, but sane people should know that the Satanic Temple is a secular organization.

            • @[email protected]
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              How dare you? They’re religious, and enjoy every freedom given to religions by conservative politicians.

      • Flying Squid
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        If that was the intent, they shouldn’t have intended it that way. Because people won’t take it that way.

    • rhabarba
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      What sort of “dark messengers” preach compassion and justice?

      Christian missionaries.

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      To be fair, they call themselves The Satanic Temple. If they didn’t want to court the “dark messenger” notoriety in the first place, they would just call themselves something serious like The Humanist Society.

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        You bring up a good a point, and it is meant to be provocative on purpose. It really helps remind Christian people of the importance of separation of religion and state when they see Satanic statues next to the ten commandments after they pass legislature requiring display of religious symbols and what not.

        It’s one of the only effective ways to get these people to stop trying to push their religion on everyone else. Those types don’t typically listen to reason or compromise with others, for that matter.

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        I’ve seen religious people treat the word Humanist as if it was a dirty word right alongside atheist and then conflating atheism and humanism with Satanism. “The best trick Satan ever pulled was making you believe he isn’t real.”

        I suspect The Satanic Temple figured that no matter what they called themselves it’d be demonized so they beat the Christians to it.

    • @[email protected]
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      The whole point of calling themselves Satanists is to spook Christians, and the article is playing into the joke on purpose.

    • AwesomeLowlander
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      Guessing you didn’t read the article, since they elaborated more about the Satanic temple further down?

      • Flying Squid
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        I read it. Burying the lede doesn’t excuse the beginning.

        • AwesomeLowlander
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          Dude, it’s tongue in cheek. It’s meant to be funny. Even if you don’t find it so, it very obviously wasn’t meant to be taken seriously

          • @halcyoncmdr
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            You assume the general populace can recognize intent in writing, and differentiate between things like comedy, satire, and factual statements when they aren’t explicitly declared in context.

            The fact there is currently so much successful propaganda spread worldwide through traditional media that we’re seeing a large resurgence of extreme nationalism, xenophobia, and Nazism again, along with a current very public genocide with a ton of public support, proves that to be factually incorrect. The average person is fucking stupid.

            • AwesomeLowlander
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              Are we then supposed to lower the standard of all writing to the lowest common denominator, then? I get your point, but I’m not sure the solution is to move to grade school levels of communication.

              • @[email protected]
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                For some things, yeah, probably. If you’re trying to inform people, you need to adjust your communication to something they’ll understand (and you can stomach).

                You don’t need to change your novel to appeal to everyone.

                A lot of marketing and journalism already targets a sixth grade level because many people don’t read well.

            • @[email protected]
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              It’s a British news outlet. Just because you’re reading it in the U.S. doesn’t mean it was written with an American sense of humor in mind.

              • @halcyoncmdr
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                Clearly no one but the British can possibly be familiar with British humor.

          • @[email protected]
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            I think it’s funny to call every Christian leader a pedophile rapist because it tends to be true. But for some reason the guardian doesn’t start every article about Christians that way…

          • Flying Squid
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            Lots of people will take it seriously and they will not read to the end where it is explained. In fact, what many of them will see is that part in a little preview blurb and get worked up about it.

            • AwesomeLowlander
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              Well, let them? The people who would take it seriously and get worked up about it are the ones who are in support of this stupid law in the first place.

              • @CoggyMcFee
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                So, let’s just strengthen that outrage muscle then, huh?

                • AwesomeLowlander
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                  What are they gonna do that they’re not already trying to do? Revolt? Subvert the rule of law? Shoot up some schools?

                  • @CoggyMcFee
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                    I’ve spent the past decade thinking “surely they won’t get worse than this” and they always do

          • @CoggyMcFee
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            I bet you’re going to tell me you read it somewhere

            • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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              yes, FS wrote a whiny post about how he didn’t know coupons existed on the internet, and how that it is everyone else’s fault.

              He then proceeded to misread everyone’s comments, while following up with claims that no-one said X or Y, when they did. It was an absolute joke of a post.

              So no, when FS claims he read something, I’ve got that (x) doubt meme on standby.

              • @CoggyMcFee
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                Sorry, I was just attempting to make a joke, nothing more than that!

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      What sort of “dark messengers” preach compassion and justice?

      “Many will be purged, purified and refined, but the wicked will act wickedly; and none of the wicked will understand, but those who have insight will understand” (Daniel 12:10).